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你(ni)要找(zhao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)是(shi)(shi)(shi)這個(ge)吧(ba)?太費(fei)勁(jing)了(le)(le)(le)!而且也(ye)不(bu)叫(jiao)什(shen)么"測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi)合(he)格(ge)男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)十大標準"而是(shi)(shi)(shi)"男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)能力測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi)"! 智(zhi)商測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)量(liang)一(yi)(yi)下(xia)男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)眉(mei)毛到(dao)發際的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)距離。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)短于(yu)(yu)8cm，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)智(zhi)商偏低(di)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)長于(yu)(yu)10cm，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)智(zhi)商還(huan)算過得去(qu)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)超過15cm，那么恭(gong)喜(xi)你(ni)，找(zhao)了(le)(le)(le)一(yi)(yi)位聰明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)絕頂的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)男(nan)(nan)(nan)人(ren)(ren)。 情(qing)商測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 讓男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)只(zhi)穿一(yi)(yi)純棉背心(xin)(xin)，到(dao)零下(xia)20攝(she)氏(shi)度(du)(du)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)室(shi)外(wai)站3個(ge)小(xiao)時，然后回(hui)屋。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)又哆嗦又打噴嚏，還(huan)兼流(liu)眼(yan)(yan)淚和鼻涕，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)情(qing)感(gan)豐富(fu)而且脆弱；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)只(zhi)是(shi)(shi)(shi)哆嗦打噴嚏，不(bu)流(liu)眼(yan)(yan)淚不(bu)流(liu)鼻涕，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)情(qing)感(gan)豐富(fu)但(dan)不(bu)脆弱；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)屁事沒(mei)有(you)(you)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)不(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)截木頭(tou)，就(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)塊(kuai)石頭(tou)。 愛(ai)(ai)心(xin)(xin)測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 給(gei)(gei)男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)500塊(kuai)錢(qian)去(qu)打半天麻將。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)回(hui)來兜里的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)錢(qian)多于(yu)(yu)500，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)沒(mei)有(you)(you)愛(ai)(ai)心(xin)(xin)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)少(shao)于(yu)(yu)500，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)有(you)(you)點(dian)愛(ai)(ai)心(xin)(xin)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)輸得精光(guang)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)天底下(xia)最(zui)(zui)仁慈、最(zui)(zui)善良(liang)、最(zui)(zui)博愛(ai)(ai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)大好人(ren)(ren)――如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)你(ni)不(bu)介(jie)意他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)智(zhi)力有(you)(you)點(dian)低(di)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話(hua)。 忠誠測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 問男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)：10只(zhi)母(mu)(mu)雞(ji)需要多少(shao)只(zhi)公雞(ji)伴(ban)護？如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)答(da)案(an)少(shao)于(yu)(yu)10只(zhi)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)很花心(xin)(xin)，沒(mei)想(xiang)過要對(dui)(dui)你(ni)從一(yi)(yi)而終(zhong)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)答(da)案(an)等(deng)于(yu)(yu)10只(zhi)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)不(bu)花心(xin)(xin)，你(ni)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)愛(ai)(ai)情(qing)也(ye)不(bu)會出現第三者；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)答(da)案(an)多于(yu)(yu)10只(zhi)，你(ni)得當(dang)心(xin)(xin)點(dian)，那是(shi)(shi)(shi)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)覺(jue)得你(ni)比他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)花心(xin)(xin)。 耐性(xing)(xing)(xing)測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 睡(shui)覺(jue)之前(qian)叫(jiao)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)“數(shu)羊”。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)數(shu)到(dao)10只(zhi)就(jiu)睡(shui)著(zhu)了(le)(le)(le)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)耐性(xing)(xing)(xing)很差(cha)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)數(shu)到(dao) 50只(zhi)才(cai)睡(shui)著(zhu)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)耐性(xing)(xing)(xing)一(yi)(yi)般；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)數(shu)到(dao)500只(zhi)也(ye)睡(shui)不(bu)著(zhu)，那他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)多半是(shi)(shi)(shi)得神經(jing)衰弱 了(le)(le)(le)。 責任(ren)(ren)感(gan)測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 和男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)逛馬路。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)牽著(zhu)你(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)手走(zou)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)責任(ren)(ren)感(gan)不(bu)強(qiang)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)攬著(zhu)你(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)腰 走(zou)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)責任(ren)(ren)感(gan)一(yi)(yi)般；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)圈著(zhu)你(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)脖(bo)子走(zou)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)責任(ren)(ren)感(gan)很有(you)(you)高度(du)(du)，但(dan)你(ni) 最(zui)(zui)好主(zhu)動給(gei)(gei)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)降下(xia)來，否則你(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)呼吸很困難。 生活情(qing)調測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 夜晚(wan)，你(ni)和男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)迷失在(zai)山谷(gu)。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)急忙找(zhao)燈(deng)光(guang)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)個(ge)悲觀(guan)主(zhu)義(yi)者；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)急忙找(zhao)星光(guang)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)個(ge)理(li)想(xiang)主(zhu)義(yi)者；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)急忙尋找(zhao)綠光(guang)（可能是(shi)(shi)(shi)狼的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)眼(yan)(yan)睛(jing)吧(ba)），說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)個(ge)典型的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)浪漫(man)主(zhu)義(yi)者。 性(xing)(xing)(xing)格(ge)測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)和一(yi)(yi)只(zhi)外(wai)出散步的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)老(lao)鼠(shu)不(bu)期而遇。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)老(lao)鼠(shu)對(dui)(dui)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)眉(mei)來眼(yan)(yan)去(qu)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)性(xing)(xing)(xing)格(ge)溫和；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)老(lao)鼠(shu)對(dui)(dui)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)怒目相向，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)性(xing)(xing)(xing)格(ge)暴躁；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)故老(lao)鼠(shu)見(jian)到(dao)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)扭頭(tou)就(jiu)走(zou)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)性(xing)(xing)(xing)格(ge)孤(gu)僻，連(lian)老(lao)鼠(shu)也(ye)不(bu)愿和他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)玩。 前(qian)途測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 問男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)喜(xi)歡(huan)哪種人(ren)(ren)？如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喜(xi)歡(huan)瘋子，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)會成(cheng)(cheng)為文學家(jia)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喜(xi)歡(huan)傻子，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)會成(cheng)(cheng)為科學家(jia)；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喜(xi)歡(huan)戲子，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)會成(cheng)(cheng)為家(jia)。 心(xin)(xin)理(li)健康測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 選擇(ze)魚、母(mu)(mu)雞(ji)、孔(kong)雀(que)三種動物。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)喜(xi)歡(huan)魚兒(er)游泳說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)有(you)(you)裸體(ti)傾向；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)喜(xi)歡(huan)母(mu)(mu)雞(ji)生蛋，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)有(you)(you)戀母(mu)(mu)傾向；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)喜(xi)歡(huan)孔(kong)雀(que)開屏，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)有(you)(you)同性(xing)(xing)(xing)戀傾向。 運氣測(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)(ce)試(shi)(shi)(shi) 男(nan)(nan)(nan)友(you)(you)在(zai)郊外(wai)瞎(xia)逛。如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)第一(yi)(yi)腳(jiao)踩著(zhu)狗(gou)屎(shi)(shi)(shi)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)有(you)(you)財(cai)運；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)第二腳(jiao)也(ye)踩著(zhu)狗(gou)屎(shi)(shi)(shi)，說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)明(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)(ming)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)有(you)(you)財(cai)運；如(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)(ru)果(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)(guo)第三腳(jiao)還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)踩著(zhu)狗(gou)屎(shi)(shi)(shi)，對(dui)(dui)不(bu)起，前(qian)面(mian)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)錯了(le)(le)(le)――他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)只(zhi)有(you)(you)狗(gou)屎(shi)(shi)(shi)運。...
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